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Dan Bull - MINECRAFT Epic RAp Lyrics

28 Febbraio 2013 Con tag #dan bull, #epic rap, #minecraft

Dan Bull Logo

Dan Bull Logo

Explain [Intro: Talking]


So, alot of people want to know what "m.c." stands for

"Is it, uh, 'microphone controller?'"


"Is it 'Master of Ceremony?'"

Nope certainlly not


And I am Dan Bull

[Verse 1: Dan Bull]

I've got to admit

I rather like playing MINECRAFT

Even though the graphic style's

Older than an iron bath

Creative's great but on survival

I am crap

It's like the beginning of oblivion

With the giant rats

Swinging my fists around

And all I hit's the ground

This shit's tricky

And I'm not spitting about the bristol sound

Wish I could be whipping out

A pixelated pistol


Pigman down

Now let's hit the town

Before I got this game I promise you

I did go out

But I've given it up for bricks

I'm clinically addicted now

I need my fix

Or else I'll never leave my little house

Until I make it bigger

When my finger simply clicks the mouse

It fills me with a sensation of power

That's why I'm building me a sensational tower

To compensate for the shame

When I gaze down in the shower

I've played for hours

I need to wee, so later

I'll have to change my trousers

[Hook: Dan Bull]

Just one more block

And I swear I'll stop (swear I'll stop)

Just one more block and I'll stop (shush)

[Verse 2:]

Never mind beta blockers

I'm playing beta

And the blocks keep dropping

Like SEGA's stocks lately


I'm taking mobs down

Like a crazy cop

It'll take a hand amputation

To make me stop

Go figure

My axe and crafting table made me lots

Gold digger

Bigger than Kanye and Jamie Foxx

Behaving like an 80's b-boy:

Breaking rocks

Remaking the museum of buildings

At Avoncroft

It's like a Lego set

With infinite bricks

And no chance of your vaccum cleaner

Picking up the bits

When I feel Philosophical

I sit and look at it

And think I'd rather dig

Than touch Venessa Hudgens' tits


Like a game of Jenga

Without your friends beside

And there's a side

I'm quite eager to emphisise

Of course it's a geeky venture

Are you then surprised

Someone made a life-size model

Of the enterprise?

I went and tried that myself

But I got bored quick

Although I still managed to replicate

The Borg ship

And all it took

Was one brick

And one click

I know what you're thinking

No need to say it:

I'm sick


[Outro: Talking]

-"Oh my God


You're such a square"

-"Yeah, I like MINECRAFT,

It's positively delicious.

Dan Bull

Do you dig?

I do."

source: rapgenius


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